College Girls Gone Wild......Too Wild

One of my favorite things about working at a strip club was the feature nights. My favorite was the amateur wet t-shirt contest. This feature was a night you loved to hate, or just loved.

An excuse for drunken college girls to take off their tops and expose the goods. I didn’t mind one bit. The wet t-shirt contest was a great way to meet new people and yes, pick up a date. I have no shame; I’m the first to admit it. All the other staff was the exact same way. JP just loved these nights.

As I stated before, you have to take your good with the bad and the bad was, girls and alcohol. I am sure I have explained this point in a previous post but I must reinforce this ideology once more. Men get drunk and we fight and we get a little rowdy yes, I will admit that, however, woman are a completely different story.

Woman mixed with booze equals no morals and thus nothing will ever be taboo. We always run a full security staff on nights like these as per the amateurs would pick fights with the dancers, the amateurs would pick fights with the amateurs, amateurs were giving hand jobs to regulars in the parking lot, amateurs were passing out on the floor, amateurs would not get off the stage because they were having too much fun with the pole and we would have to physically pick them up and drag them off the stage.

You just have to stand back and let everything wash over you, then you smile and the aggravation slowly subsides and laughter takes over. Case in point, one night, one girl was so drunk by the time she got up on stage that she started dancing, then, puked all over the stage, then passed out and fell off the stage into the arms of a few guys in perverts row. Almost like the scene from the movie “Detroit Rock City” only with a woman.

Yeah, college girls went wild once a month. Wild was an understatement.