To the readers

I do apologize about the neglect towards my readers (lovers and haters alike). I am afraid that since my recent promotion at work and the relocation to a more eye-catching apartment, I have been unable to accumulate the time required for a full-hearted update.

I am aware of some ill will due to my lack of posts and will put forth more energy to bring upon future updates, and to titillate your senses.

Thank you, now enjoy your debauchery.